🧙‍♂️ Meet Celwyn the Star-Watcher
Clad in a midnight-blue pointy hat stitched with yellow stars and a crescent moon, Celwyn is no ordinary gonk. His beard may be snowy white and soft as cloud fluff, but his eyes twinkle with ancient mischief and moonlit secrets.
Celwyn was crocheted during a full moon on a gently rocking narrowboat, which might explain why he always knows when it’s about to rain — or when the kettle’s going to boil. He's not loud or flashy like some of the gonk gang. No, Celwyn is the quietly powerful type — the kind who knows where you left your stitch marker and which yarn cake is secretly tangled inside.
He spends his nights perched near a window, muttering spells under his beard (mostly about keeping your yarn stash untangled and your tension even). It’s said he once turned a dropped stitch into a toad. Or was it a toadstool? Either way, no one’s touched that hook since.
If you're lucky enough to take Celwyn home, don’t be surprised if your crafting suddenly feels a bit more magical. Just don’t let him near your glitter stash — last time, he vanished for a week and came back sparkling from beard red to boots.